Gary the assassin: Nothing in Particular

If you know the answers to any of the following question, please answer them by sending an email to garystrauss AT freeshell DOT org

DISCLAIMER #1: This webpage was designed to run optimally in any browser other than IE.

DISCLAIMER #2: This website is a symbolic representation of my brain, therefore it is meant to be wandered through aimlessly.

DISCLAIMER #3: FUCK AOL! FUCK MICROSOFT!

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" - Albert Einstein

A little about me: I am addicted to World of Warcraft, hence my assassin name. I won't (or can't) tell you where I work. I won't tell you what I do for a living. The only thing I will tell you is that I enjoy driving my car (I won't tell you what kind) and singing offkey along with the music that I listen to, which are audio and MP3 CD's, since every radio station in NY sucks. I don't like glitzy bullshit, so don't expect cool graphics. This page will never involve javascript nor cookies. No professionals here. What would you like to see? You can send your suggestions, but I will probably ignore them. The page contains short little ditties that I would like to force onto you. I wrote these stories, etc. for personal reference, some starting as far back as 1984, so that when I get old and bitter, I can read one and say, "Oh, yeah, I forgot about that..."; However, since I have the WWW at my disposal, I decided to let the world (and beyond) take a look. Being that I wrote them for myself, you may feel that you are involved in that old SAT argument where you claim that these stories are culturally biased. They might be. If so, too bad. Comments are always welcome, even if you are a Republican. Just use some analysis to decrypt my email address at the bottom of this page.

I am now accepting money to advertise your name on my page. Here's the deal. Send me some money and I will list your name on this page. Once it is posted here you can tell all of your friends to come and look at your name. Now doesn't that sound like something you would like?

Don't worry, I will never put any advertising on my page, no matter what the offer is. I registered my page with quite a few search engines, but I'll be damned if I put a link to their sites with their logo so that I can get into their "hot site" list. I have my integrity. One last thing - I cannot offer my servies as either best man or even be a part of any wedding party as an usher (for reasons that I cannot discuss), so please don't ask


The "Negative" section (not for the faint at heart)

Trials and Tribulations on the ski trails

Jill Sobule section (most external links seem to be dead, but I kept them for historical purposes)

Other concert stories

Songs I have written

Amusing scribblings that have no category


Links? Would I stoop so low?


Under no circumstances will I ever purchase anything offered to me as the result of an unsolicited e-mail message. Nor will I forward chain letters, petitions, mass mailings, or virus warnings to large numbers of others. This is my contribution to the survival of the online community.
LEGAL NOTICE: Anyone who sends me unsolicited/commercial e-mail will be charged a $500 proofreading fee. Consider this official notification. Failure to abide by this will result in legal action.

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Last updated: August 13, 2018 18:04:42
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